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Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Sardarji were sent to the outer space. The ground control issues commands "Rubi!" "Woof!" (it’s the barking sound)
"Press the red button." "Woof! Woof!" "Moti!"
"Woof!" "Press the white button." "Woof! Woof!" "Sardarji!" "Woof."
Stop barking, feed the dogs and don’t touch anything!"

Santa Singh got up in the middle of the night to answer the telephone.
"Is this one one one one?", says the voice.
"No, this is eleven eleven."
"Are you sure it isn’t one one one one?"
"No, this is eleven eleven."
"Well, wrong number. Sorry to have got you up on the middle of the night."
"That’s all right, mister. I had to get up to answer the telephone anyway."

Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the seat of his pants, but it wouldn’t light. He tried another. It wouldn’t light. The third one finally lit. lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.
"What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?"
"That’s a good match. I’ll use it again."

A Sardar sees lot of guys running on the highway. Asks a bystander as to why’re the guys doing what they’re doing. The bystander: A Marathon race is going on
Sardar: What do they get from that?
Bystander : The winner will get a prize
Sardar : Then why are the others running?!

Joke of the Day

Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms They think their picture is being taken.